Today I learned my partner has been keeping a secret from me for 10 months.

He's been 'monitoring' the daily progress of a desiccated carrot in our fridge since August 2022 and the only reason I found it is because he forgot to tuck it back behind the oat milk cartons

𝕸𝖆𝖈 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞 🥶 They not even catching the drive out tag Infiniti niggas, just pulling over the 5 over folk

Shitty Player™ Takes You search the word gamers and quote reply with insipid comments.

IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🔱 🔥VirGoat 102🩸 My PG TOP 5 Slime 🦁 That’s scary as fuck bruh

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The funny thing is the crew is all white, the company is all white, the CEO just didn’t want to hire 50 year old white guys cause then he’d have to pay them for their experience. But the “woke mind virus” has them folks convinced it’s the other way around🙃

There’s still a 9000m difference to make up tho

I was gonna hate but I’m also part of that genre

What’s wild? They sell those switches online for cheap

😱🚘 Dangerous overtake #GanJingWorld

One Piece haters have no patience for world building and story telling.

Media comprehension skills are important to understand and give criticism about whatever you watch

Watch something other than Shonen

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My PG TOP 5 Slime 🦁 The main reason I don’t want one tbh

Just minted these, so will see how they go in coming months/yrs 🤔🧐

My PG TOP 5 Slime 🦁 Nah bro, it’s an epic. Its supposed to be long

The moment I learned I could throw a fireball I’m knocking all that shit over

Mr.『1UP』 First thing I saw when the TL updated

HabeSHAW What’s that app bro

至高

MA☈K 🕹️ the subsidy is part of your purchase contract to get you locked in, but the way apple makes its money is selling $500 phones in bulk to ATT and then selling side services for the devices to end users. ATT makes their money on cellular service contracts. investopedia.com/financial-edge…

Which anime opinions will get you like this?

it never mattered

Now he has to put it in water for 10 months

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✨ The #Golden Age

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They should study why cargo pants feel cool as fuck to wear but cargo shorts are permanently attached to the Zelda t shirt genre of guy

I’m only about 8-10 hours into XVI, but something that throws me is the people that can ORGANICALLY use Magic & Summon Primals are the SLAVES or downtrodden in this scenario.