The bowhead whale's latin name ''Balaena mysticetus'' is effectively just ''whale whale''. Linnaeus just decided that this was what peak performance looked like. This was *the* whale.

Nine Inch Nails summer!

Moby-Dick: Herman Melville

A novel misunderstood by “scholars” and YouTube commentators. Melville’s poetic and seductive prose is captivating whether discussing the whaling epic, esoteric cetology, or the will of the human spirit. It is the greatest piece of American literature

Hulu is full of idiots for deciding to release the new season of The Bear all at once instead of weekly

If you think you will ever need healthcare in your life I would highly recommend not living in Nevada

cut my hair and asked my best friend if it's serving Frankenstein's monster and she said no it's serving Alyosha Karamazov. okay

what are five “vanilla” topics you can talk about for 30 minutes with zero preparation?

1. cetology
2. movies (sci-fi/horror)
3. stardew valley drama (yes baby that game is FULLLLLL of tea)
4. marvel vs DC
5. music

Insane that in Rosemary's Baby her husband makes that bitchy comment about her haircut because that short hair on Mia Farrow is probably the cutest a haircut has ever been

This is 1:1 with something out of Bob's Burgers.

Saw Challengers... point to bisexuality!

Rosemary's Baby would happen to me because I am so charmed by kooky old women

Heard Roger Corman passed. RIP. While marathoning Vincent Price's filmography last year, many of my favorites came from Corman's ''Poe era''. I would strongly recommend anyone giving those a watch.

Back a few years ago when I was really into brood parasitism, this is behavior can be observed pretty well for birds with precocial offspring. Not purely altruistic, as adoption can bring benefits to raising their biological offspring. Ex. if a predator attacks,

Surgery canceled AGAIN (:

Best friend and I had a few drinks and watched Say Yes to the Dress, Four Weddings, and The Idea of You... #StraightWomanSaturday

RETIRED from teaching 16 year olds how to time warp

finished moby dick. life-changing book about cetology and gay men. 10/10 no notes

Tomorrow is the end of my nine days of work in a row 🫠

John Waters You Are The Most Important Freak Of Our Lifetime

there's now a lower probability that the biological offspring could end up getting taken.