New Arctic Monkeys single, ‘Were You Or Were You Not On A Gay Cruise?’, to be released on 23 May

austin: “how about a gay cruise”
will: “you’re gonna take two cishet men on a gay cruise”
austin: “and george. also cishet”

Candace Owens: 'What's a gay cruise? I'm thinking about when I book holidays, I'm not like, hey, I want to go on a straight cruise,' adding 'I'm just guessing here that there's a lot of orgies'

Why is Candace Owens so obsessed with gay men's sex lives? It's really bizarre. Just watched a clip from your show in which you question the purpose of a gay cruise other than it being a place for gay men to have orgies. First of all, no. Second of all, so?

This is exactly why…