My daughter wrote her first comic book!!

(It’s like Star Wars, but with Narwhals)

This is Narwhal. He was born with an extra tail on his forehead. It hasn’t wagged yet but he’s working on it. 14/10 always read the instructions before assembling your puppy

Here's a conspiracy theory I just invented: I don't think narwhals existed before 2004. Every child I know has sophisticated opinions about narwhals. Meanwhile, an informal poll of GenXers reveals that none of us have any recollection of EVER hearing about narwhals as kids.

Two Londoners, one armed with a fire extinguisher and the other with a narwhal tusk, take on a knife-wielding terrorist on London Bridge.

Hats off to the Polish chef
have-a-go hero who stood up to the London Bridge terrorist with a narwhal tusk he grabbed from the wall of Fishmongers Hall.

Man who took on the London Bridge terrorist with a narwhal tusk is from Poland, reports The Times. One of the heroes of Borough Market 2017 was Romanian. Remember them next migrants are scapegoated as Britain’s problem

Good grief. The Prince of “Whales.” Narwhal, Beluga, or Humpback? Trump is an international embarrassment. This is going to be headline news in the UK, and he will be (rightly) ruthlessly mocked for it.

Nothing but admiration and grateful awe for the brave bystanders that took on what appeared to be a suicide bomber with fire extinguishers and an antique narwhal tusk grabbed from Fishmongers Hall. Thank you Lukasz for your tremendous heroism. twitter.com/DarrenPlymouth…

happy lesbian visibility week 💕
#caitvi

Bloody hell - this account of Lukasz the narwhal tusk-wielding hero of London Bridge is epic

The power of perspective. See things from others eyes. Everyone's life is different than what u think it is. #narwhal

Speechless. Members of the public with nothing but a narwhal tusk and a fire extinguisher tackle a murderous terrorist.

Heroism, pure and simple.

twitter.com/DarrenPlymouth…

finished this commission ✨

Babysitter had some difficulty getting the toddler to sleep.

'It's the only way she would go down,' she explained. 'But you might want to go remove it.'

'Remove what??'

No answer.

Dear reader: the 'what' was a 4ft jumbo narwhal plush

//4.7 leak

OMG the narwhal’s cards are so prettyyyyy

The unicorn of the sea: The Narwhal

Daughters lunch ♡

✨ Axolotl narwhal cultist

NARWHAL