I don't do inspirational tweets, but I often do perspirational tweets. That's where my tweets are so awkward that they make you sweat.

Really proud to be trying the marathon on Sunday in memory of my brother he was inspirational I will be perspirational #LondonMarathon

FUCK IT'S HOT OUT HERE!

My Perspirational Tweet.

Put on some deodorant.

---Perspirational tweet

I'm sweating my ass off ~ perspirational tweet

I'm a perspirational account.

Inspirational in the tweets, perspirational in the sheets.

Fan: Jared Padalecki is inspirational. Mark Sheppard: no he's perspirational #spnbur

'Never let 'em see you sweat!'

~perspirational tweet

Got my first poem written for my book
'Perspirational Poems Of A Conservative Redneck'

'Liberal Path To Wrath'
Just 149 more to go 👍
CHEERS ERBODY !

I don’t do inspirational, perspirational maybe

I'm more of a perspirational Tweeter.

a piece of hardware that's aspirational to earn perspirational to lift & reputational to own #kiamvp #warriors

The Prime Minister always talks of 'aspirational India'. It's high time he recognises the deep distress of 'perspirational India' and do something substantive to address its concerns on livelihoods.

Is getting warmer outside.
Deodorant.

~ Perspirational Tweet

I'm moist.
perspirational tweet

Remember, ladies never sweat. We glisten.

-Perspirational tweet

I'm more like a perspirational tweeter.

People on this bus should invest in deodorant.

~Anti-perspirational tweet.

You stink!

~ perspirational tweet