Imagine being the park ranger who set up a security camera to try and catch a person stealing hand sanitizer and instead caught an established university professor raping his pet Collie.
I have literally zero idea how to explain any part of this but a state park set up cameras to run a sting operation to see who was stealing hand sanitizer and instead caught a Penn State prof having sex with his dog, there is no salvaging this simulation, time for hard reboot
Remember how they lied to all of us, repeatedly, day after day, with the same bullshit lines:
- Make sure to socially distance - Use hand sanitizer everywhere you go - Wear a mask - Only associate with your own household - Avoid going out for recreational fun - Don’t go to…
