🧵Over The Democrats, we’ve been working to bring transparency and accountability to social media platforms. This includes documenting policy violations. As this article hints, @Facebook sends us some ridiculous answers to our questions and inquiries.

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If you stand for nothing Burr, what'll you fall for? propublica.org/article/senato…

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Honored and thrilled to be running the 2018 Boston Marathon for @PEDROCHARITY. Help me raise 10k for helping underprivileged children in the Dominican Republic. Any amount helps!! crowdrise.com/o/en/campaign/…

What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!!

Have you guys heard of this new band 1023MB? They haven't had any gigs yet

A PHOTON CHECKS IN FOR HIS FLIGHT AND THE ATTENDANT ASKS HIM IF HE HAS ANY BAGS. THE PHOTON REPLIES 'NO, I'M TRAVELING LIGHT'

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two chemists walk into a bar. the bartender asks what they'll have. one says 'some H2O'. the other says 'i'll have some H2O too'. he dies.

what do you get if you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? YOU CAN'T CROSS A SCALAR AND A VECTOR SILLY