Every sound isn't ASMR anyway and when it actually is it makes me feel like my entire body is crawling with bugs and my brain is vibrating with fingernails-down-blackboard nausea. It is foul and should be stopped

This is an issue I also have with it.

Well yeah because you were saying what the people doing the silencing wanted to hear.
I'm not enraged I just think it's disingenuous as fuck. And as you can see, I'm not a single issue account at all.

Church of Satan probably thinks it's fine

‘Trends for you’

If i only saw the poems
Facebook shows me
Slipped into my feed like pink post-its between the pages of a book
I would think
I am simply not the sort of person
Who likes poetry

Because fucking hell
Fuck me
They're so bad

Sesame fat single and childless x

Kudos to whoever designed the private meeting booths at the servived offices to have this warm low lighting that's basically a selfie ring light on the wall in front of me, I'm sure my boss will appreciate how great I look