Society peaked at the invention of the hotdog

“The girlfriend effect” you mean when he developed a prefrontal cortex?

NSYNC reunion tour

Need a Costco hotdog STAT

Frozen pizza connoisseur

I love making my most important life decisions on a random impulse during mercury retrograde ❤️

ICED PUMPKIN SPICE LATTE WITH PUMPKIN COLD FOAM IS SO GOOD ITS ACTUALLY DIABOLICAL

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I’m alive

Nice

BRING BACK THE THAI TUNA WRAP Starbucks Canada

I ❤️ fb marketplace

I started invisalign so if I look hotter and more irresistible in 50 weeks that’s why

These two are more alike than people think and here's why

I love hanging out in groups of 3 cause then i can go nonverbal and they entertain eachother while i look at a tree or sum

Kermit the Capricorn

If I was just born a few hundred years earlier I could have discovered gravity I swear