whether you love mr. beast or cindy lee, you can find it. on YouTube

Pro-tip about drum breaks: they’re all actually the same. They are all the exact same thing, there is no difference in any of them

im haveing a joker moment

completely absolving myself of guilt or concern for world affairs by countering every attempt at discourse with “ahh sorry, I just feel like the last thing this conversation needs is another cis straight white male voice - think I’ll sit this one out”

every now and then my rat brain gets sucked in to some random youtube short about how to escape a two-handed chokehold, or what to do in an alligator attack, and like clockwork my algorithm is overrun with former navy seals telling me why the WNBA is a precursor for world war 3

Alt lit is still alive

ok I listened to the first few tracks on Diamond Jubilee - is this pretty much what i can expect for the rest of the two hours?

omg I put the Spotify logo on all my lyric sheets too 😍

I wish I was evil, I would be so much happier

i'm normal

I been sayin this

hate when I still feel hungry after eating lunch (nine chocolate covered marshmallows)

Just uploaded a new experimental audio-only hypnotherapy session, designed to help you love life again. Enjoy: youtu.be/B9qZVFSKdu8

I know this is just bluecheck engagement shlock but I do love to remind people about this Radiohead song lol

does any one know where i could find some Unsolicited advice? preferably from people with weird personality disorders who dont know anything

posting pictures of murder victims on social media to prove to everyone that I am a good person