Comedian Ted Alexandro reminisces about the joys of school pizza parties when he was a public school teacher.

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Arthur Bovino Alfred Schulz Ooni

Check out my standup comedy Masterclass with Gary Gulman youtu.be/T-h_vVlVq_4?si…

Fun time with Ophira Eisenberg on #ParentingisaJoke pod!

It's Mic'd Up, the week in live #comedy !

🎙️ Anthony Jeselnik at Academy of Music Theatre
🎙️ Ted Alexandro at City Winery Boston
🎙️ Ali Wong at MGM Music Hall at Fenway at Fenway
🎙️ Craig Conant at Laugh Boston

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I've got a new reality show idea.

My new special, Dark Pale is out now on Prime Video!

via @NYTimes. Thanks ⁦Jason Zinoman⁩ nytimes.com/2023/07/25/art…

Watch my buddy Jim Gaffigan’s new special Dark Pale! It’s his 10th and he somehow gets better and better.

My new special #DarkPale comes out on Prime Video tomorrow. So here’s a countdown to my funeral… twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

We love Grim Jim! @jimgaffigan’s 10th special #DarkPale premieres July 25 exclusively on @primevideo!

Men who go after JK Rowling and Martina Navratilova,
To think you can tell a domestic abuse survivor and lesbian icon anything about what trans means for women and girls is the definition of misogyny.

When the book is written about how the studios broke a proud 100 year old business by chasing a new Wall Street fantasy, a very early early chapter will be about how they got us to all start calling movies and TV shows 'content.'

Tonight at 8 I’ll be performing at Symposia Bookstore in Hoboken, NJ.

TONIGHT I’m headlining StressFactoryCT in Bridgeport.

This Thursday I’m headlining Bridgeport StressFactoryCT at 7:30!
bridgeport.stressfactory.com/shows/224072

See Ted Alexandro Seaton Smith Ashley Austin Morris Casey Balsham & more tonight on our 7PM!
newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/ted-ale…

Watched my comedy special for the first time since the editing process, and my feelings were kinda hurt by “scattered applause” written several times in the subtitles.

“In case you’re deaf, just know…it’s not like he’s killing right now”

#rescuecactus

'Zion Williamson playing high school basketball. It's like a White Lives Don't Matter video. It is just wonderful.'

😂 By @TedAlexandro

Those are pretty messed up dreams.

From Ted Alexandro, 'Senior Class of Earth'

Pittsburgh! I’ll be performing Hop Farm Brewing Co July 27. Tickets- eventbrite.com/e/ted-alexandr…

See Ted Alexandro Mike Cannon Aminah Imani & more tonight on our 8PM!
newyorkcomedyclub.com/events/ted-ale…