who’s gonna run the OJ chik-fil-a now?????

banged out 3.6 AM hollywood miles. the ladycat remains unimpressed.

New Jersey has never lost a map

i feel like we all know an independently wealthy palm springs polycule.

oh NO

now watching. never shopped at this nightmare store but used to live by one on the westside, shit is too tiny for my big old honkers.

Hairless pussy in bio

stellar AM light on today’s bus.

partially that but it was also the world’s most lukewarm taxi driver/king of comedy ripoff that just was Not good or compelling in any way.

is there anything mariah can’t do??

My little sister got this surgery and after we were discharged and went home there was a tornado warning but she couldn’t really move or bend so we laid her on an ironing board and put her in the closet

pussy in bio.

Screaming that David Lynch and John Waters can’t get fundingggggg

BE GAY

MAKE NOISE

is everyone just a fucking stupid sheltered baby now?

GOOD

can’t wait to get kicked outta here for giving a windy blowie.

first run after a vacation always sucks shit but nevertheless, banged out 3.5 hilly miles around hollywood.

GOOOOOD MORNING VIETNAM!