I don’t get why Trump is having such a hard time sitting still in court.

He was able to sit and do nothing for 187 minutes on January 6th.

What's the point of FedEx giving you a 4 hour delivery window if they can't be arsed to arrive within it? 🤷‍♂️🤔

😂😂😂

The ridiculous 'Take Back Our Border Convoy' didn’t find any evidence of the imaginary migrant “invasion”.. what was supposed to be 'thousands of patriot vehicles' showed up down here with only about 100 car loads of Trump fans. They drank (a lot), listened to Ted Nugent (eeeew),

Not a Joke:
Ninth Circuit just declared that police can FORCE you to use biometrics (fingerprint/face scan) to unlock your phone for them to search

Without a Warrant

I'm a tech guy, I love gadgets and technology... but

don't use biometrics on your phones,
use a password or a

🤷🏾‍♂️😕

Republican Senate candidate Dave McCormick (PA) has implied that he grew up on a farm, claimed in 2022 that he had “started with nothing,” and described his parents as schoolteachers.

In reality, McCormick is the son of a college president who later became chancellor of higher

True

As a former prosecutor, I agree with Trump allies that a trial can take a large physical toll on an elderly defendant. Trump is already having difficulty and fell asleep twice.

But you know what takes an even larger physical toll on an individual? Being leader of the free world.

Arming teachers? You don't even trust us with library books.

🤣

This is the best take of all time!

If Trump had been just a little more interested in Barron's birth he probably wouldn't be missing his high school graduation ceremony 🤣

This is called 'Jury Tampering' and it's a felony

I’ll just leave this here

I screen-capped this because TPTB on Twitter will probably nuke the Community Notes: