Seconds after the card game rules are explained

What I find so impressive is how in the .ain't show and it's spin off show, The boys cast seem to all be pretty good friends

They must have an amazing casting director to get so many similar minded people in

After forgetting to take my ADHD Medicine today, I realise how much of an issue it will be for me once I run out

And I can't even get any more atm as there is a shortage

Every time I engage in football twitter, I realise how much I hate football twitter and how the arguments just get shifted into wierd takes as no one actually engages with the point the other person is making

nobody does it like him

Still waiting for my doppelganger to try a new hairstyle, so I know of it looks good or not. So far only have been able to test bleached hair

Realised that in trying to be cool while on holiday, I basically just recreated the Dele Ali meme

A British man goes to book his NHS appointment.

‘The soonest we can book you in is 2029’.

‘Morning or afternoon?’

‘What does it matter, it’s five years from now?’

‘I’ve booked a train ticket for the afternoon’

first time I saw this, I thought it was hilarious so I showed it to my French friends. they did not laugh they were all dead serious tearing up at it being like 'ah oui I remember zis'

Think this is thr game where I've just completely given up with Chelsea

Both the players and managers do not have the mentality needed to get us where we need. Can't be arsed anymore

Just found out that there is a Michelin star restaurant by my house and now I find it very funny that while these people are paying 100's of pounds to enjoy fine dining, all they get is a view of me very hungover walking back from sainsbury with a pot noodle

I’ve never encountered a species that less wanted to exist than Pandas — just totally ready to go extinct, really up for it, but the CCP just keep dragging them back into the light

I swear every video of Panda's in the comments make me less and less sure that they're actually real and not just someone in a giant bear suit

can’t stop thinking about how when bats get radiotagged researchers often don’t use the location data for the first night to establish roosts, because the bats will go and sulk in a different roost than usual for a day before going back to where they actually live

can't believe we took the piss out of boomers for falling for scams and now everyone's sold their lives away to temu for the sake of £50 cba man 😭😭😭

Footballers these days sharing childhood pics in HD. Yo we getting old man

They’re protesting against your #brexit catastrophe you plank

Sksks Pele sharing his memories with him like the fucking avatar bruv

I do hope that ATJ does become the new Bond

I feel like we need a suave Bond who is purely there to look cool without any real progression as a character