Soap bubbles brought to the next level

doing my client's analytics report and seeing that the top performing content all features white women

They should let you reduce your prison sentence if you watch some ads

Going to dip a hot cheeto into Lake Perris

Is today the day I realize that every night there's a moonset 😭

Being so fr I would be pissed because it being a ball is integral to the enjoyment and he is absolutely justified

me five minutes after saying im gonna the mysterious girl in the club

'If you've gotta be yourself DO IT IN BERLIN!!'

she was a fairy

One day you slapped your flip phone shut and never opened it again 😔

I want 2 sniff the forbidden poppers

LA this weekend:

The man who practiced his saxophone every morning in the park got a rare fan.

Am I trippin or does every British show or movie have a toilet stall scene? Emotional breakdowns above toilets, dropping things into toilets, all of sex education even takes place in a toilet like wtf

mercury retrograde did a number on everryybody damn

planning to have a glow-up this summer or stay the same or also possibly look a little worse

Three tickets for Challengers please…

bring back michael moscovitz!

Every romantic date is a business opportunity. I'm giving you the opportunity to be up in my business.