Me and who?

Mayo or Miracle Whip?

Imagine the fun that can be had in this room

Lost a bunch of followers while I was away for a few days. I believe my last pic did a trick 🤨

Hi

Is Mcdonalds acceptable for a first date?

Family favoritism IS REAL bruh.
They only cheer for certain members.

What if they close the grocery store? We'll have to hunt for our food. I don't even know where doritos live 🙄

Does anyone remember buying a piece of bubble gum for a penny that had a comic printed inside?

I wish I could turn back time where my dad was healthy and alive.

Your worst enemy sometimes be your own memory. Let that shit go. ✂️✌

An animal (besides a dog), that you've been chased by 🤔

Facts over feelings

You ever laughed so hard because you mad as hell? Thats that other side kicking in🤣🤣

Don't know who need to hear this but, signing that lease with your bf is a bad decision

Having a husband is great because l always have someone to gossip to and he won't tell anyone because he wasn't listening in the first place

What instantly ruins Spaghetti for you?

Worst part about being lied to is having to sit and wonder what else they lied about

There is no resolution this year. I will continue to be funny and unhinged as always

Love it on Christmas days when a label on a present says 'from mom and dad' and you just know that dad has absolutely no idea what's inside