Submitted for the approval of the midnight society

.The NCISverse last night 'doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor...'- Dan Aykroyd

This feels like Cam Newton after hearing Chris Harris talk during his presser.

Lakers fans blamed AD, but it was clear he was gassed by the 4th. Hamm needed to stagger his minutes more. I hope they don't get a chance to learn this lesson.

ADs reaction to the game winner was better then anyone on the Nuggets bench

He may not be the best voice of batman ever, but Jensen Ackles is definitely becoming a favorite

So what's today's moral victory Lakers minions? 'AD is healthy' 'LeBron made 3s' 'Banana'

ESPN just said 'Austin Reeves is a good defender a very good defender' I haven't even heard LA local broadcasters say something like that.

I'm wondering if that Miller Lite commercial was supposed to have Reggie Miller Von Miller instead of JJ Watt. Miller and Miller would have made more sense. Still it's nice they are bringing back the classic with one of my favorite basketball players off all time.

Nikola Jokic dressed up as Gru from Despicable Me 😂

(📸: Denver Nuggets)

Jokic new theme song:
I'm having a bad, bad day
It's about time that I get my way
Steamrolling whatever I see, ugh
Despicable me

Lakers fans claimed Jokic making the same amount of 3s he normally averages in the playoffs was just 'lucky'. They won't say that about LeBron being 3 for 3 from downtown

Starting to think Embiid isn't a flopper. He is just so fragile if you blow on him he falls over

I don't know why anyone needs to know this, but apparently, a large portion of the population doesn't get that gas-powered vehicles also require batteries and have electronic

Pavel Francouz finishes his career with 73 GP (15th most in franchise history), 44 wins (12th), and 4 shutouts (t-13th) #GoAvsGo

The man who got baseball to break the color barrier, created the modern farm system, and was instrumental in introducing batting helmets. He and Gus Greenlee created the USL for the sole purpose of scouting black players.

We probably remember this man on Jackie Robinson Day.

Someone just won the internet

Dateline 15 minutes in: *Dramatic reveal* 'It was murder'

Me: Um no shit that's why this is on Dateline