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Girlfriend, Girlfriend's Brother Look Way Too Much Alike: 1819574622
CHICAGO—Saying that they were both too good-looking to be real, sources confirmed Friday that the girlfriend and her boyfriend’s brother look way too much alike. “They’re just so si... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Girlfriend, Girlfriend's Brother Look Way Too Much Alike: 1819574622 CHICAGO—Saying that they were both too good-looking to be real, sources confirmed Friday that the girlfriend and her boyfriend’s brother look way too much alike. “They’re just so si... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Desperate Wheel of Fortune Receives Approval to Use Swear Words: CHICAGO—Saying that the game was “too good to pass up” and offering a free copy of its latest edition for every person who voted in favor of it, Wheel Of Fortune producers announced Frida... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Desperate Wheel of Fortune Receives Approval to Use Swear Words: CHICAGO—Saying that the game was “too good to pass up” and offering a free copy of its latest edition for every person who voted in favor of it, Wheel Of Fortune producers announced Frida... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Secretary Cracks Under Administration of Third Raspberry Margarita: WASHINGTON—Saying that the third and final raspberry margarita, which he had been preparing for several hours, was “just not quite right” after a few too many sips of his favorite beve... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Secretary Cracks Under Administration of Third Raspberry Margarita: WASHINGTON—Saying that the third and final raspberry margarita, which he had been preparing for several hours, was “just not quite right” after a few too many sips of his favorite beve... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Starr Taunts Clinton With Humiliating 'Sittin' in a Tree' Song: NEW YORK—Saying that the Democratic presidential nominee had been “sitting in a tree for too long,” former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly told reporters Tuesday she was... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Starr Taunts Clinton With Humiliating 'Sittin' in a Tree' Song: NEW YORK—Saying that the Democratic presidential nominee had been “sitting in a tree for too long,” former U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton reportedly told reporters Tuesday she was... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Acoustic-Guitar-Wielding Trump Tells Congress 'This Here's the Story of America': WASHINGTON—Saying that the president is a “true American hero,” acoustic guitar wielding Trump told members of Congress Tuesday that “this here is the story of America.” ... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Acoustic-Guitar-Wielding Trump Tells Congress 'This Here's the Story of America': WASHINGTON—Saying that the president is a “true American hero,” acoustic guitar wielding Trump told members of Congress Tuesday that “this here is the story of America.” ... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Security Removes Biden's Rowdy Buddies From Auditorium: WASHINGTON—Saying that the presence of a group of rowdy teenagers in an auditorium was not conducive to public safety, security officials at the U.S. Capitol removed Vice President Joe Biden's rau... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Security Removes Biden's Rowdy Buddies From Auditorium: WASHINGTON—Saying that the presence of a group of rowdy teenagers in an auditorium was not conducive to public safety, security officials at the U.S. Capitol removed Vice President Joe Biden's rau... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Spanish Authorities Ask Anyone With Information About Curbing Endless Cycle of Nihilistic Violence to Come Forward: SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO—Saying that the recent spate of violent acts in Spain was a direct result of an ongoing cycle of senseless violenc... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Spanish Authorities Ask Anyone With Information About Curbing Endless Cycle of Nihilistic Violence to Come Forward: SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO—Saying that the recent spate of violent acts in Spain was a direct result of an ongoing cycle of senseless violenc... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Justice Department Calls on Ferguson to Align Level of Institutional Racism With Rest of Country: 1819574694
WASHINGTON—Saying that the Ferguson Police Department has failed to meet its own standards for institutional racism, Attorney General Jeff Se... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Justice Department Calls on Ferguson to Align Level of Institutional Racism With Rest of Country: 1819574694 WASHINGTON—Saying that the Ferguson Police Department has failed to meet its own standards for institutional racism, Attorney General Jeff Se... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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98% of Babies Manic-Depressive: CHICAGO—Saying that the condition is a serious threat to society and children, sources confirmed Monday that nearly 98 percent of babies diagnosed with manic depression are actually just suffering from depression. “Accor... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

98% of Babies Manic-Depressive: CHICAGO—Saying that the condition is a serious threat to society and children, sources confirmed Monday that nearly 98 percent of babies diagnosed with manic depression are actually just suffering from depression. “Accor... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Video-Game Character Feeling Healthier After Eating Turkey Leg Off Ground: CHICAGO—Saying that the experience was “pretty amazing,” a video game character said Monday he felt healthier after eating turkey leg off of his lawn. “I feel like I can actuall... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Video-Game Character Feeling Healthier After Eating Turkey Leg Off Ground: CHICAGO—Saying that the experience was “pretty amazing,” a video game character said Monday he felt healthier after eating turkey leg off of his lawn. “I feel like I can actuall... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Hungover Energy Secretary Wakes Up Next to Solar Panel: WASHINGTON—Saying he was “feeling a little bit more energetic” after waking up next to the solar panel, Energy Secretary Rick Perry reportedly woke up Friday morning and found himself surrounded b... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Hungover Energy Secretary Wakes Up Next to Solar Panel: WASHINGTON—Saying he was “feeling a little bit more energetic” after waking up next to the solar panel, Energy Secretary Rick Perry reportedly woke up Friday morning and found himself surrounded b... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Man on Weird Fad Diet Where He Eats Flavorful Meals That Make Him Feel Good: CHICAGO—Saying that he was feeling better than ever after a month of eating only the most delicious foods, local man Michael J. McGonigle told reporters Tuesday that his bizar... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Man on Weird Fad Diet Where He Eats Flavorful Meals That Make Him Feel Good: CHICAGO—Saying that he was feeling better than ever after a month of eating only the most delicious foods, local man Michael J. McGonigle told reporters Tuesday that his bizar... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Breaking: Still Nothing: CHICAGO—Saying that they still had no idea what to do with the remaining three months of their contract, local television station WGN-TV announced Friday that it would not renew its contract for a third season and will instead ... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Breaking: Still Nothing: CHICAGO—Saying that they still had no idea what to do with the remaining three months of their contract, local television station WGN-TV announced Friday that it would not renew its contract for a third season and will instead ... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Obama Praises Own Strength, Resilience in Face of Hardship During State of the Union: WASHINGTON—Saying that he was “proud to be an American,” President Barack Obama praised his own resilience and strength in the face of hardship during a speech at the... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Obama Praises Own Strength, Resilience in Face of Hardship During State of the Union: WASHINGTON—Saying that he was “proud to be an American,” President Barack Obama praised his own resilience and strength in the face of hardship during a speech at the... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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John Kerry Lost Somewhere in Gobi Desert: WASHINGTON—Saying he was “lost in the Gobi Desert,” Secretary of State John Kerry reportedly told reporters Friday that his only hope for finding himself is to go back and find where he left off on a map from l... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

John Kerry Lost Somewhere in Gobi Desert: WASHINGTON—Saying he was “lost in the Gobi Desert,” Secretary of State John Kerry reportedly told reporters Friday that his only hope for finding himself is to go back and find where he left off on a map from l... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Mo'nique Know She Look Good: MO’NIQUE: I Know She Look Good But I'm Not Sure If It's Because Of My Body Or Her Hair Style [GALLO/GETTY]

NEW YORK—Saying she was not sure if it had anything to do with her body or hair style, actress Mo’Nique told rep... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Mo'nique Know She Look Good: MO’NIQUE: I Know She Look Good But I'm Not Sure If It's Because Of My Body Or Her Hair Style [GALLO/GETTY] NEW YORK—Saying she was not sure if it had anything to do with her body or hair style, actress Mo’Nique told rep... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Area Dad Just Wants to Watch One 7-Hour Block of Television Without Interruption: CHICAGO—Saying that he just wants to watch one seven-hour block of television without interruption, area father John Smith reportedly told reporters Monday that he simply... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Area Dad Just Wants to Watch One 7-Hour Block of Television Without Interruption: CHICAGO—Saying that he just wants to watch one seven-hour block of television without interruption, area father John Smith reportedly told reporters Monday that he simply... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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New Lion Tamer Shocked by Vast Amount of Paperwork: NEW YORK—Saying that he was shocked by the sheer amount of paperwork, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said Monday that he had no idea how many people were working on his administration. “Man, I don... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

New Lion Tamer Shocked by Vast Amount of Paperwork: NEW YORK—Saying that he was shocked by the sheer amount of paperwork, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio said Monday that he had no idea how many people were working on his administration. “Man, I don... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Local Man Casually Mentions Upcoming Birthday: CHICAGO—Saying he was just trying to be a good sport, local man Michael J. McLemore casually mentioned his upcoming birthday, sources confirmed Thursday. “Hey, I know you guys are all excited about your bi... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Local Man Casually Mentions Upcoming Birthday: CHICAGO—Saying he was just trying to be a good sport, local man Michael J. McLemore casually mentioned his upcoming birthday, sources confirmed Thursday. “Hey, I know you guys are all excited about your bi... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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Gun Pays for Itself on First Day: CHICAGO—Saying that the gun was a great way to start his day, local man John Smith reportedly paid for himself with an AR-15 on his first day. “Man, I just got this thing and it looks like it’s going to be pretty aweso... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…

Gun Pays for Itself on First Day: CHICAGO—Saying that the gun was a great way to start his day, local man John Smith reportedly paid for himself with an AR-15 on his first day. “Man, I just got this thing and it looks like it’s going to be pretty aweso... thegarlic.wtf/articles/20201…
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