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I think about Teacher with a gut. My excitement causes me to vibrate through the floor into the endless void. Eventually floating point errors cause my body to explode into triangles. I am content.

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'I'm not cis!! That's a slur I'm normal!! Call me normal!!!'

It's not normal to care this much about being called a cisgender person actually

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This was inspired by a pair of tweets made by the fabulous @/thearmordines_ on Twitter, a handful of CBD gummies and my own crippling brainrot

I might re-use this idea and character for something longer in the future, but I needed to write this asap

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GrendelGrowls 🔞 Oooughgh another absolutely amazing story!! I'm in love with every single part of it, especially the wonderfully written descriptions of Ominez'nau exploring his growing gut <3

I would absolutely worship him without hesitation 😳

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■'Gift Amiami Online Branch Office' Accepted until around 23:59 on July 10 (Mon.) (Scheduled to be shipped around december 2023)
*These products will be made to order.
*The above dates/times are Japan Standard Time.
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■'Gift Amiami Online Branch Office' Accepted until around 23:59 on July 10 (Mon.) (Scheduled to be shipped around december 2023)
*These products will be made to order.
*The above dates/times are Japan Standard Time.
amiami.com/eng/search/lis…
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thearmordines_(@thearmordines_) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Creature that is biologically required to eat so much food that its gut is always taut, bloated, and swings between its legs like a hammock when it walks

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Imagine returning from the dead and seeing your entire follower base in real time become gay men who really really want to see you naked and make out with your skull face

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You can make a monster's design immediately 50% cooler looking by giving them a blindfold/mask thing that covers their eyes

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Imagine discovering the god you and everyone else have worshipped for your entire lives is a chubby goofy monster dad who wears a bathrobe and sweatpants

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Getting just a peek at piercing glowing red eyes underneath the inhuman creature's face-covering cloth when the wind picks up... very good trope 😳

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