Yeah, the pregnancy’s been really hard on me. This is about me.

I love the story about Kanye emptying out Shia Labeouf’s wardrobe, then like six months later starting Yeezy

Yeah, I’m babysitting the kids tonight while she goes to pottery class. I don’t get it but she always comes back happier when she left so I can’t complain.

>Friday work over, weekend has begun
>going to top golf with friends
>plan on slamming margs

Did you ever doubt, anon?

Wonder if real or even possible that’s like 40 pills at least

I’m not mad. Go have fun with your friends.

Your Gen Z relationship, sir

Sex that early is like relationship steroids, very dangerous for your brain though fun-ish

Ugly person: It’s what’s on the inside that matters

Show this to an Italian and see their reaction

I am coming out of the closet. This is me.

Are smart animals tastier than dumb animals :

Why would you call it that … now it’s ruined

$19 burgers in Biden’s America … it’s over

“My wife thinks it’s gross you can see the outline of my penis through the swim trunks”

Yeah she doesn’t love you

Uno Reversed his ass

“But this baby is 0% my responsibility”

Hey, heard about OJ’s death. Got me thinking how you were The Juice that fueled my heart. When we broke up it was like 7 stabs to my neck and scalp. I’ve been acquitted of forgetting you. Anyways, you don’t have to answer this…Tell everyone I said hi…

Usually I side with the gal when it comes to paying for the meal but making him pay $824 for her and her friends gets real close to taking advantage