Thinking about the time I was fighting with my 'enm' girlfriend and she was telling me how *hard* it was for *her* bc sometimes she & her husband would wanna fuck on a night we had a date & it would put her in a tough spot 🥺

smgdh the fact that I shed one tear over that woman…

This frame my god I'd hate this man if he weren't a sixer hahahahhaahhaha

Let's go sixers

S̷i̵x̴e̵r̸s̶ ̸i̷n̵ ̸.̴.̶.̶.̴.̴

You're yelling that 'it's called X!!!!' and I'm typing 'twitter dot com' into the URL bar of my browser.

Alvarado baby

man i've been listening to everything that's available on spotify that Donna Missal has touched and all i can say is... wish i had some of this music sooner. I'm heavily obsessed. open.spotify.com/track/17JiXMOi…

Been BeReal loyal for a long time. Got a new phone Sunday and completely forgot about it til today. There goes a many months long streak and my interest in that app.

This song sounds like it was written by ludo Andrew Volpe facebook.com/BobsBurgers/vi…

Was it the 'zing!'?

It should be a requirement to put vegan on your dating profile

Let the stupid brand April fools jokes roll

I have 2 dates this week who even am I

Barstool Philly Cant believe its this time of the year already

Wishing you the worst ❤️

I am so bored with life I wanna spoon my eyeballs out

:) I'm gonna be alone forever :)