Therapist: ..and what do we do when we feel sad?
Me: Add to Cart
Therapist: No!
Me: *whispers* Yes.

Life can be tough, but you're tougher. Keep marching on.

People mistake me for an adult because of my age. Don't be fooled. Age is just a number.

I don't like you, I tolerate you. There's a difference.

Take me back to the 90s

Looks like you have been Israeled

UPDATE: 15 million views now for my interview with ⁦Bassem Youssef⁩ - making it the most-watched interview I’ve done since the launch of ⁦Piers Morgan Uncensored⁩ . youtu.be/4idQbwsvtUo?si…

Let’s have round 2 Piers Morgan . I truly enjoyed our conversation . Let’s have a one on one interview in the studio over coffee and without a faulty ear piece. Who could have imagined? Until last March I was blocked by you on Twitter (I deserved it😜). You were very gracious…

I'm the type of friend who'll tell you the type of friend I am.

#Taurus
I think my problem is i like to see how red the flag can get.

I am officially in remission!

I'll be your doodle pad *wink*

- me flirting with a tattoo artist

No matter how good you look , how well you dress, how successful or popular you are...
the only thing that remains in people's heart and what they remember is how you made them feel.

People who make you feel emotionally safe are gems.

My teen said I’m annoying but not the most annoying person she’s ever met and that sounds like a challenge to me.

Excuse me while I go process my thoughts.

*screams internally*

When you own your weirdness, nobody can use it against you.