I see that Nokia 3310 is trending.

For complicated reasons, I once dropped my original Nokia 3310 into a full dish of curry sauce.

I wiped it off and it never missed a beat.

We used to be a real country.

I love each and every one of those weirdos.

But given the choice, I'd take my chances with the zombies 😅

(I'd probably bring Abaddon as an interpreter.

And the Undertaker, because his hips are fucked and I could definitely outrun him when the herd comes for us.)

Millennial here (regrettably):

I'll probably die BECAUSE of my cat, but otherwise this is correct.

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: the time of our ultimate triumph issss at hand
Rowling: the cassss report says girlss play with dollsss and boyss play with truckss
Rowling: finally! sssomeone sssaid it!

To all the people who are afraid of the autism label, either for themselves or for their child or children... I want to share a few thoughts with you.

An autistic person is who they are with or without the label.

OF COURSE there is an increase in autism and ADHD diagnoses. And no that isn’t a bad thing. It is actually a good thing! It shouldn’t even be a surprise when NICE only recognised childhood ADHD in 2000 and ADHD in adults in 2008! 🧵

Ah, “How to give a cat a pill'

1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb one either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth pop pill…

the cat just dipped his tail into my drink 😑

This is a thread of my all-time favourite literal translations, starting with this one…

In Hungarian, the word for a shark, hiszékeny, translates literally to “sea bastard”

Hey, creative friends.

Take a five minute break from all the doom scrolling and drama. Clear your mind. Breathe. Relax your shoulders. Enjoy some fresh air.

Doesn't that feel better?

Now, let's make some awesome art.

🧵Okay — as someone who lives in the UK & studies disability rights, I want to provide some context here.

The UK being the only signatory found in breach of the UN CRPD *does not* mean that the disability rights situation is worse in the UK than most other countries. … (1/?)

cat

OH SHIT THE BALLOONS HAVE FOUND ME

Kela is at £35/£200

She needs money for her blood tests and HRT by tomorrow.

I know times are tough, but could people please boost, share, and most importantly donate?

Even £1! Anything will help.

#MutualAid #MutualAid Request #TransMutualAid #TransMutualAid request

JK Rowling: hello children
Poe: oh
Poe: oh joanne
Poe: you're back
Rowling: i have concernss
Poe: uh we're mostly about just telling stories here
Poe: you have your own campfire for your terf stuff don't you?
Rowling: yess but they've really been getting on my nervess lately

Does anyone else every feel like they have completely lost their intelligence to depression, I used to be so passionate about reading and writing, I adored knowledge and I’d spend my days analysing the latest book I had fallen in love with, now I can barely read a cereal box

Growing up, some of us had our joys and enthusiasms bullied out of us. There’s no high like getting older and embracing the parts of yourself you were shamed into hiding. Embrace the joy of being your passionate, nerdy, splendidly strange self.

I love wrestling.

[mysterious circle of robed figures]
JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i have terrible, bone-chilling newsss
Rowling: did you know that india willoughby exisssstsss?
Rowling: thiss makess me ssso mad