I was going to ask if we need the Cleaners from Engadine Macca’s to help with Kirribilli House but I think they’ve been traumatised enough already.
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I’m enjoying having a PM that can speak properly, not make up words & not talk shit.

It’s the little things I suppose.
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Let’s become a Republic & make our Head of State an Indigenous Elder.

Might go a long way towards reconciliation.
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It turns out it was easier to remove Not ScoMo from Government than it is from Kirribilli House. #auspol

Can I do the rental inspection of Kirribilli House?

We will need to check & see if Not ScoMo has befouled the carpets.
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Hey Tim Wilson, what does the MP mean?
Major Ponce?
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I’m not sure that it’s gravy.
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If 76 LNP seats gave them a strong mandate what does 77 Labor seats do? #auspol

Hey LNP, it’s not the “forgotten Australians” it’s “Australians you forgot”.
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ABC Journalist says campaigning is much different to Governing & will be looking to see what the first actions of the Anthony Albanese Government.

They’ve already done more in the Pacific region than 9 years of the LNP Government.

Then he starts puffing up Peter Dutton #auspol

Who do you think you are kidding Mr Kipfler…
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What is it with Nationals Leaders & water rorts?

Here is one example of ⁦David Littleproud MP⁩’s nepotistic corruption.
#auspol theguardian.com/environment/20…

“Boy is my face red & I’m also embarrassed to lose the Nationals Leadership” - Barnaby Joyce
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I can’t wait to see the LNP use their few numbers in vain to vote against an ICAC.

ICAC, you know we want it & we will get it.
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If it was a “Terrorist” that murdered American children the USA would declare war, when it’s an American that murders children it’s just “thoughts & prayers”.
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I’m sure if any other Country had the problems the USA have with children being murdered, the USA would invade them.

Time for sanctions & boycotts instead of thoughts & prayers.
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A Potato & a Beetroot walk into a Partyroom meeting…..

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Any LNP that the voters didn’t remove, the ICAC will.
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If the Liberals & Nationals split, who gets custody of the IPA kiddies? #auspol

Oh look!
Another biased “Journalist” to switch off from my screen.

This time it’s Leigh Sales turn, but I’ll listen to Laura Tingle’s report first.
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