I am baffled by the court ruling today. “Can you find me a quiet place to pray at lunch; I won’t be missing any lessons?” This is a reasonable request and so very easy to accommodate - schools all over the country do so. It should never have become an issue.

Woohoo! So pleased for Alan - he's an amazing musician and such a lovely person too.

Although it's quite silly, Joe Lycett has just taken a serious swipe at journalists who seem to believe anything they're sent in a press release? #LateNightLycett

Dear America.
Stop putting the 's' you missed off from 'maths' on to 'Lego'
One brick is Lego. Two bricks is still Lego. An entire kit is Lego. A city would still be Lego. 🙄👍

Zahawi UNDERPAID 'unintentionally '
£3,700,000 income tax while he was a CABINET MINISTER. The Tories allege that Angela Raynor owes £1,200 from a time when she wasn't even an MP

My message for the Tories is

𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆 𝙍𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙊𝙁𝙁

Labour or CONservative?

Angela Raynor (on the left) is being hounded by the right-wing press because she ' MIGHT ' owe £1 500 tax on her council house sale.
Michelle Donelan used £34 000 of taxpayer's money 'OUR MONEY ' to pay for her guilty liable costs.

Silence.

YOU DECIDE

Allow me to present myself, Lord John Marbury, I was summoned by your President.

Yes. We’ve met, ten or twelve times. I’m Leo McGarry.

I thought you were the butler.

😂😂

A Railcard for everyone? 🤔

So where's the one for people travelling alone in their 30s & 40s?

Flicking through TV channels and landed on #TheDropout ' on BBC One . I have no idea what's going on but I'm enjoying playing 'spot the familiar face'.

So far: Amanda Seyfried, Stephen Fry, Sam Waterston, Elizabeth Marvel, Kirtwood Smith

The speed in which Cadbury UK' s Mini Eggs disappear from the shelves after the Easter weekend is something that, IMO, we do not take seriously enough as a society.

Have a craving today and there are none anywhere near me!

Seeing all these right wingers fall over themselves to out Christian each other is embarrassing when the reality is, the Tories and Reform would have called Jesus “woke” and deported him, or left him to drown in the channel.

Must be disappointing for the Tories. They almost managed to stop a couple of small boats.

it's Good Friday, which means it's time to share my favourite tumblr post of all time

Oh f*ck off!

GET IN!!! Good Friday derby wins always hit different! ⚪🔴 #coys

79' KONI HURRELLLLL! 🇹🇴

Career try 💯 for the big man will wrap up a Good Friday Derby win!

😇😇 10-4 🍒⚪

Well, this interview did not calm my fears at all... #ncis #KnightInShiningPalmer