The Trump sex trial is hearing evidence from a Mr Pecker.

Lord Cameron is apparently in Mongolia this week.

St George's Day creating its customary national fervour.

QUENTIN LETTS: The old fools in Rwanda stand-off broke for supper mol.im/a/13337443 via Daily Mail Online

A petulant Lord Anderson gives govt a lecture about dishonesty.

We would like to express our disappointment at the announcement from the Premier League and Football Association that the format of the FA Cup will be changing, including the scrapping of replays from the First Round onwards. #COYW

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Dominic Lawson's forebears sold Karl Marx his fags, arguing 'the more you smoke, the more you save'. The rest is history...

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LETTS watches MPs debate if Cameron should be quizzed in the Commons mol.im/a/13325257 via Daily Mail Online

QUENTIN LETTS watches Prime Minister's questions mol.im/a/13321173 via Daily Mail Online

Such a lovely bowler to watch. telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2024/0…

Astonishing claims in this piece. Maybe someone should do a feature on Clare Melford.
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'When the head of science wore his white lab coat, Holman would shout 'ice cream!' telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/202…

More than half an hour of bloody Wes Streeting leaves one desperate for a fag.

'We can guess who Labour MPs would cheer in Israel-Iran shoot-out' mol.im/a/13311981 via Daily Mail Online

Iranian journalists who have questioned Tehran's attack on Israel have been charged with 'undermining the psychological security of society'.

V good bloke. telegraph.co.uk/obituaries/202…

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A depressing tale. open.substack.com/pub/bariweiss/…

Bristol cathedral thrown open for a Muslim festival. Canon Law F15 states 'wardens shall not suffer the church or chapel to be profaned'. No doubt the Dean and Bishop of Bristol are on the case.
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Sam Northeast Glamorgan Cricket 🏏 makes history with highest first-class score at Lord's. Only place I could find to watch it was the county's website. Will Northeast accumulate 1,000 runs by end of May?