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David Eckhoff

@theroyalfactor

Author of Royal Factor: choosing new Royals through a tv talent show, a comedy-thriller with a bit of politics... http://t.co/chOIMZuFHN, #southeastern commuter

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Jeezus H Christ. I wanted to tell Lee Anderson MP that an advacado is a sort of forrin lawyer like in Kafka’s The Trial, but it appears that he’s noticed me. I’ll get my solilicitor onto it pronta print.

Jeezus H Christ. I wanted to tell @LeeAndersonMP_ that an advacado is a sort of forrin lawyer like in Kafka’s The Trial, but it appears that he’s noticed me. I’ll get my solilicitor onto it pronta print.
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NeilMackay(@NeilMackay) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Apparently nursery rhymes, fish and chips and cups of tea have all been taken away from poor suffering England. But at least you can still hit a police horse in the face with an umbrella

Fucking crazy

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Adam Bienkov(@AdamBienkov) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Incredible. Conservative London mayoral candidate Susan Hall now tells LBC she's backed universal free school meals for primary school children all along 'and that can be documented'.

Here she is just earlier this month calling them 'wrong' and twice saying she'd scrap them

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That Bloke(@ThatBlo55693963) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Chris Rose Dan Wootton Suella Braverman MP Metropolitan Police Because there is never boozed up, cocaine fuelled anarchy like this on the pro Palestine marches. Maybe if these inbred, single brain cell, pond life imbeciles had an ounce of intelligence they wouldn’t start punching police and police horses

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This is the unsafe and violent London that Susan Hall AM keeps banging on about. Other than when her Enoch Powell-worshipping mates are in town, London is lovely.

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Come on @councillorsuzie, let's hear something about 'hate mobs' and how unsafe from them we are in London. Odd that this guy chose to threaten this woman and not the 'young men of fighting age' we hear so much about. Couldn't he find any?

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These two are in Village. On St George's Day it's full of bald fat blokes worshipping the Turkish saint through the medium of punching people and each other. It takes up much police time and temporarily becomes the 'violent and unsafe' London Susan Hall AM makes up.

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Dáibhí The Scottish Yorkshireman(@itsDaibhi) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Rory Stewart isn't left wing- he's a privileged, upper-class bastard on the right. The only reason people like him is because unlike the current Tory bunch, he isn't bat shit mental.
He'd still take from your nan's pension pot.

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The big issues tackled by Susan Hall AM… It’s an annoyance every now and again. And that’s it. Are the police really going to waste their time on this? Do we want the police to waste their time on this?

The big issues tackled by @Councillorsuzie… It’s an annoyance every now and again. And that’s it. Are the police really going to waste their time on this? Do we want the police to waste their time on this?
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