It finally happened

Bruce fought the law, and Bruce lost.

Omnishambles first used in BBC political satire The Thick of It in 2009. It refers to a situation seen as shambolic from all possible perspectives. In 2012 'omnishambles' was Oxford English Dictionary Word of the Year and now Justice Lee has popularised it via #Lehrmann trial.

That pathological urge to tip West Coast paid off this week.

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Could be any other city in the world.

Everyone I've talked to who was successful in Australian music in the 90s/00s (being a similar age as most members of cabinet) consider the relatively-higher rate of the dole to have been crucial to their development and to the strength and depth of talent in the industry.

My mum did and she'd crush them in a bowl for me with milk. The butter thing was fine, in milk was feral.

Ahem... soundtelegraph.com.au/news/sound-tel…

I'm worried the new tmz 'Kate Middleton' video is going to get the husbands to lose interest. And we worked really hard to bring them in so it feels kind of unfair.

so close 💕 it’s actually 30 year old women at our office jobs

She's with Kate.

As someone who is in the media and reads a lot of tabloid trash - what makes my little brain scream this is weird about the Kate Middleton situation is the complete lack of fluff. Where are the headlines: 'How Wills helps Kate's recovery', 'Cheeky Louis keeps mum's spirits high'.

Al Pacino stumbled out of bed, walked onstage, opened an envelope, and said the name of the winner. This is the ideal award presenter. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

the australians i grew up around talked a big game around how aussies are larrakins who pull pranks and stunts for fun, but some Indigenous kids jump into a pool and suddenly everyone's strapped on SS uniforms and calling for hog tying kids for being kids.

This is a bizarre take. My husband and I often go to concerts with our teenagers.

Is Kate Middleton secretly dead? The whole situation with her is off. 'I'...

WA Police need to do start doing this on the Freeways.

I will always cherish the last words Scott Morrison said to me in my office …..”You can go and get fucked”.

Not a bad mother-son date. #BBL13