SOCRATES: I am wiser than this man; he fancies he knows something, although he knows nothing—
DARRYL, SOCRATES' FRIEND: fuck him up socrates

Ever heard the one about the time Aston Villa signed two Zambian superstars in 1969? No, me neither until last night. This is genuinely fascinating (to me anyway) 🤓⚽️[THREAD] #avfc #utv Aston Villa

Please retweet if you believe we now need a real Opposition, which means Jeremy Corbyn needs to resign and immediately.

We are Aston Villa...

And we are back!

#AVFC

DO IT.

Tensions were already running high inside the Murdoch family. The Disney deal made everything a lot worse. “If you take another call on this deal, you will not have a son!” Lachlan told his father during the negotiations.
nytimes.com/interactive/20…

Been in touch with Speaker at #Commons
Next week i will, with other MPs, apply for a Debate under Standing Order 24 to push for Commons vote to #RevokeArticle50 .
Revocation ends #Brexit in an afternoon & requires only one letter to EU .
Tweet/email your MP to support this.

Instead of a birthday clown, hire me to expose how bad children are at Judo. I will also do balloon animals!

[RNC Headquarters, March 2016]

Manafort: [chanting] crimes, crimes-

Other officials: crimes, CRIMES

Trump: [pounding his clipboard] CRIMES, CRIMES, CRIMES!

‘So the cross came on in and I just nodded it in, like. Proper brave I was’

This is amazing 😂

2️⃣5️⃣ days to go… Join us & TAG Heuer in counting down to the new season. First, this 1992/93 stunner from Aston Villa's Dalian Atkinson👌

Donald Trump reviews his first 100 days in office. Watch an all-new episode of #TheSimpsons this Sunday at 8/7c on FOX.

@Thomass70696077 just because your in there with a guy that can't hurt you doesn't mean you should let them try

@Thomass70696077 imagine if it was thurman or brook landing 20 unanswered punches. Sam would be waking up in hospital

@Thomass70696077 agreed great performance. I do worry about his willingness to eat shots though. Will cost him against decent puncher