I’m feeling very anxious today, shaky hands and all.
Y’all have a super terrific day.

I am NOT a CoComelon parent; you going to sit down and watch law and order SVU

When you’re the closest you’ve ever been, just not close enough.

“Be his peace”

Me: ima put my cold feet on him

Sexually I identify as Little Ceasars pizza, my pronouns are
(Hot/Ready)

DMs should be like: Your boyfriend is chatting another girl. Tap to join the conversation.🥴

Same.

Don’t be this joker. The nerve. Teamwork douche bag. The fuck am I? Your mama.

Mango for lunch. 🥰

Unfollowed everyone I’m not dating so if you see this what are you cooking me for dinner?

Uh y’all said drinking water would make me feel amazing and fix all my problems.
I don’t feel amazing and my credit still sucks.
Fucking liars. 🥴

Don’t let me work at chipotle ima be eating on the job.

employer: what are your weaknesses

me: tamales 🤷🏼‍♀️

What if I never want you to leave.

Good Morning!

Don’t aim for perfection.
Aim for “better than yesterday”

I really wanna make you a 90s mixed tape. Straight from the radio.

I’m hot. Fuck this shit.

This.