I'm Gary Peterson.

I'm 65, can bowl a perfect 100, and am the most patriotic Mall Santa.

Not only do I deliver diapers all across the country, but I also test them too.

I vote President Trump, because he too is #DiaperStrong .

Any questions? Please respect my feelings.

Oklahoma middle school teacher, coach & “christ follower”, Ryan Capps, has been found guilty for the rape of a 14 yr old student.

🧵 There are some Arizona legislators who have oddly questioned why I’ve been traveling around our state doing town halls on various issues. So let me break it down for everyone.

Republicans keep bringing up bills about freedom for refrigerators and liberty for laundry—all while trying to take freedom and liberty away from America’s woman.

Apparently they think home appliances deserve more rights than people.

Indicted Sen. Anthony Kern is called on the carpet after using state equipment to link up with a talk show host who thinks Hitler was a 'hero.' Yep, just another day at the Arizona Capitol. azcentral.com/story/opinion/… via azcentral

Biggs attended a WH planning session with Trump & now-indicted Mark Meadows, to strategize how Pence could block the certification of the election.

Hoffman tried to carry this out, submitting papers w/ other fake electors claiming they were qualified to give AZs votes to Trump.

Pennsylvania republican township supervisor, Victor Franklin, has been arrested for possessing images of children being sexually abused.

This is one of Nancy Mace’s own colleagues in the House Republican Conference.

Our two political parties don’t often see eye to eye.

But when it comes to Mace, everyone agrees: She’s one of the most self-serving, unserious members of Congress.

Imagine, putting yourself through all those… enhancements? Changes?
Only to derail your career because you thought your base would think shooting a dog was cool.
Perfect Karma.
10/10.
No notes.

These cowards sicken me.

Our soldiers didn’t fight and die in war after war after war so these craven sycophants could go on television and publicly refuse to endorse the peaceful transfer of power.

They need to not just lose in 2024, they need to be out of power permanently.

Here's 2 minutes of Tony Hinchcliffe jokes from the Tom Brady Roast on Netflix tonight. He absolutely murdered.

While Marsha was at Mar-a-lago, I was in Jonesborough, TN taking questions from 60+ fine Tennesseans. I was in Chattanooga the day before that doing a forum she was invited to (but did not attend), and in Sewanee the day before that!

Y’all wanna see a dead body?

Yeah, so this is def a murder confession.

108 years ago today, three brave Americans defeated El Guapo at the Battle of Santa Poco to give Mexico its independence.

sending JC all the bday wishes 🎉

HE’S BACK???

Dana got roasted good at The Roast of Tom Brady #UFC #MMA

white women in mexican restaurants today:

Kristi Noem is just Trump with smaller tits.