Me arriving at my grandmothers house for Sunday lunch after bitcoin makes a new ATH

TONIGHT THE MUSIC FEELS SO LOUD

Very cool that my genius and fantastic sense of humor is recognized by all my new followers.

Jerry Seinfeld doing ayahuasca and weeping as he realizes the deal with airline food

Got that drip for Christmas.

GM!

holy fuck is Wikipedia one massive grift

this are the salaries of executives at Wikimedia in 2021. Mind you, it's about doubled since, but they don't publish breakdowns

They have enough cash to operate wikipedia for more than 100 years according to the public IRS filings.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but...
You're not old, you just eat like shit and don't exercise.

You've seen this meme.

Now let me tell you about the man behind it.

Thomas Quiter was born with osteogenesis imperfecta. His parents were told that he wouldn't survive more than a matter of days. He is now 40.

The thing about osteogenesis imperfecta is it requires a very…

i wish someone had told me years ago that the price you pay for being easygoing is not getting what you want

Hell yeah

Don’t claim you’re a 2A advocate if you don’t know what this weapon is.

Oh to be a fat monkey eating mangoes by the stream

When I see several black SUVs rolling up the driveway: