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Old woman on my flight to Austin said she didn't like my Stephen Colbert t-shirt. Told her I couldn't take it off on the plane. #MicDrop

Kicking off TONIGHT in MONTRÉAL 🦷

Abraham Lincoln and Socrates!

I feel the same way about Colin Quinn, but I don't go yapping to the press about it!

Hey Bose. I left my noise cancelling headphones at home. I'm sitting at a coffee shop next to a guy chewing gum while drinking his coffee. Please messenger me some headphones to use for an hour. Thanks! #FreeStuffForTodd

'A 15 second light?!' - comedians watching comedy competition scene in Baby Reindeer.

Mark. There was a clerical error and I received this payment. May I keep it?

Amazing graphic I made to promote upcoming New England tour dates. toddbarry.com/shows

Mini tour of Canada!

5.3 Red Deer
5.4 Edmonton
5.5 Calgary

Tickets toddbarry.com/shows

Austin! See the HALF JOKING TOUR April 19, 20 at Moontower Comedy!

Hey Johnny Doiley. Happy birthday, shit for brains!

I made my network TV on Late Night with Conan O'Brien in 1993! Check out my set and goofy outfit! conanclassic.com/late-night-wit…

Happy birthday David Letterman!

My salty tears!

This line up. This line up. Jean Grae! Sydnee Washington! Dave Hill! Brittany Carney! Todd Barry! and Eugene Mirman NO LESS! Plus @wilco will be playing DEEP CUTS. See you in the west of the east at the @solidsoundfest in June! solidsoundfestival.com

TBT. Hilarious promo I made for my 2017 Netflix Is A Joke special 'Spicy Honey.' youtu.be/GqEcud97r7A?si…

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