Just figured out that the secret ingredient in mcdonalds sprite is ice cubes

The most horrifying thing I’ve read.

getting custody of my kids and making the too small gesture at my ex wife

Oouuh My friend gave me too much kaju katli oouuggh

I admit... I still have strong prejudices against necromancy, summoning, and illusion.

I was explaining the OJ murder to someone this week and I said 'imagine if steph curry murdered ayesha 15 years after he retired' and some guy walking by said 'I could see it'

waking up early so I can be unemployed for longer

Now reading

Eating this bag of artisanal pretzels in a crude and disrespectful manner

In Japan you can get a coronary bypass surgery at 7-Eleven

pussy from a 14th century Franciscan friar

You're right dude. That's so primeval

By Steven Kazemir, 1996 (up-scale)

“A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike.” -John Steinbeck

Had a dream I was driving through Calgary and it had a population of 14 million

According to your own reporting, your tweet is nonsense. x.com/mairavz/status…

I met my wife on Nexus Mods

Eating bugs !!