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Parliamentary Sketch Writer @thetimes

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2024 will be the year of elections for 3/4 democratic world, with national parliamentary or presidential contests due in UK, US, India, Belgium, Croatia, Finland, Iceland, Lithuania, Pakistan, Portugal, Romania, Slovakia, Sri Lanka, Taiwan & European parliament, per Sunday Times

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Please tell me she didn’t try to contest a community note and got community noted in the process. This can’t have happened

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Going back through old emails from various lawyers who Baroness Mone paid good money to send nonsense letters to the press. They tend to start like this and get progressively more demented…

Going back through old emails from various lawyers who Baroness Mone paid good money to send nonsense letters to the press. They tend to start like this and get progressively more demented…
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“Right, remind me again, what’s the defence?”

“It’s not a crime to lie to journalists.”

“Aaaand, how are we going to get this out there?”

“In a sit down, high profile interview with an extremely famous journalist.”

“Okay, great. Let’s go!”

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Meanwhile Labour has been accused of hypocrisy after we uncovered that one of its candidates organises charity parachute jumps - even though they oppose Tory plans to throw migrants out of planes.

Meanwhile Labour has been accused of hypocrisy after we uncovered that one of its candidates organises charity parachute jumps - even though they oppose Tory plans to throw migrants out of planes.
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Stick a load of blue yeti mics down the cabinet table. Turn the whole government into a podcast. If we don’t do it someone else will.

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Has any team in the premier league had more points off Man City in the last, I dunno, seven years, than Crystal Palace?

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A rare sketch to be found in the times world section.

Putin’s annual press conference returns, and with some sensational new bespoke furniture. Behold the double super stretch gull wing desk.

thetimes.co.uk/article/ca1c43…

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At Putin’s press conference, this journalist has just complained that he doesn’t get subsidised travel because he is not elderly and has no children.

Putin tells him: “You should have some children then, to get some discount. You are a nice young man. You will have no issues.”

At Putin’s press conference, this journalist has just complained that he doesn’t get subsidised travel because he is not elderly and has no children. Putin tells him: “You should have some children then, to get some discount. You are a nice young man. You will have no issues.”
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The main news, on Westminster’s most recent historic day, is that it turns out you really haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed James Cleverly say the words ‘what is your plan?’ on loop for twelve full minutes.

Sketch here…

thetimes.co.uk/article/38f0d4…

The main news, on Westminster’s most recent historic day, is that it turns out you really haven’t lived until you’ve witnessed James Cleverly say the words ‘what is your plan?’ on loop for twelve full minutes. Sketch here… thetimes.co.uk/article/38f0d4…
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It is nothing short of a national tragedy that at some point during the Covid years the Downing Street Genius Bar was forced to close.

On Rishi Sunak, the Covid Inquiry and yet more missing Whatsapps…

thetimes.co.uk/article/07dfc3…

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For those who have not been keeping records, Kurt Zouma's ban on keeping cats still has 1,268 days left to run. He cannot own a cat until June 2027

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Genuinely devastated that it only
occurs to me now that I *could* have said - even the coffee machine’s going to spend all day pretending black is white.

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Genuinely gripping to watch, this. Rishi Sunak clearly has so much to offer public life. He just can’t lead the Conservative Party. Who can?

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Hundred million quid’s worth of public inquiry and the (free) coffee machine’s got no milk in. I put it to you, Mr Keith, that this is not a cappuccino.

Hundred million quid’s worth of public inquiry and the (free) coffee machine’s got no milk in. I put it to you, Mr Keith, that this is not a cappuccino.
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