Andy Samberg stars as a retired goalkeeper who's called upon to reunite a superstar XI for one more shot at glory after chaotic inter-squad drama ruined their last tournament, in 'Golden Glove' (dir. Peter Farrelly, Bobby Farrelly, 2026)

When you go into a penalty shootout with Emi Martinez, you’re no longer in a stadium, you’re in a box and it’s just you and him and every second that goes by, that box closes in, getting smaller and smaller as he laughs like a madman

Pep: dossiers on why if you catch Carvajal off balance in the 73rd minute by running at him from 106 and 124 degrees, you can create an overload that with three extra passes could lead to being just one cutback from a 0.6xG chance

Mr. Ancelotti:

This is the stupidest objection anyone will ever make, but he just doesn’t look cold enough. There isn’t a single picture of Dylan up to about 1967 where he doesn’t look absolutely freezing.

Imagine they put on all four CL quarter-finals in different timeslots so you could watch all of them. Sadly clock technology has not advanced enough to make this possible

You could almost say …

More like Ronald a Rojo send tweet

Wanna feel old? Lamine Yamal hasn’t even been born yet.

You lot still arguing about kids in pubs? Enough. Buy a your friend a pint. It's your round and they're all getting concerned about how much time you spend on your phone.

Big fan of the fpl draft head to head format, with apologies to Paul Stollery

That old reliable Nico Jackson first touch

Shame James Tarkowski declared for England and denied me a mediocre ‘Pole karma’ tweet

'I’d be more optimistic about this season as an Arsenal fan.' - Simon Bird

'It’s a miracle Klopp’s team have even been in touch.' - Tom Victor

'Trophies are a measure of success.' - Felix Keith

Arsenal vs Liverpool: Who's had the better season?

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Weekend heartbreak 💔
Title chances diminished 📉
Tough tasks in Europe 😬

Arsenal and Liverpool have handed title advantage to Man City - but which one has had the better season? We asked our team in the Big Debate:

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The Bundesliga truly is a Pharma's League.

Me listening to the Shooting Fish (1997) soundtrack