JUST IN: Jasmine Crockett has filed a trademark for “bleach blonde bad-built butch body.”

The Texas representative plans to create a suite of hats, hoodies, socks, and t-shirts branded with the phrase, as per the documents.

I WANT ONE!!

Tom Fitton is currently pregnant with her hate child

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. good afternoon from Maggie✨

Ouray Colorado the Switzerland of America!

This reminds me of my grandfather, Ingenious mf.
Could build a house, boat, tear down a motor and rebuild it. Had so much knowledge in his head.
Me: you're going to do what now?

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Okay.

What the duck??

No idea how she was able to keep a straight face 💀

This little guy catches a huge fish then does the unexpected.👏👏

have you ever considered god is the enemy and satan is the hero?

satan wanted to give us knowledge
god wanted compliance
satan only killed bad people
god killed everyone

i dunno man i think y’all got it wrong

This is unsanitary.

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😱 😆 I’ve been super into running but did I overdo it? 😬 I live to tell the tale. 😝 It felt really good but the heart rate made me all nervous so then I walked the rest of the way. In any event. I feel great. ☀️ fucking gorgeous out

I was told I'm not a real American. I was sworn in as a citizen so I'm curious what defines a real American these days?

How amazing is this Van camping kit? 🫡🫡

A device to keep you fresh in the summer by waving your shirt

[📹 KAZUYA SHIBATA]

You know who was not a chicken shit, and who testified?
Hillary Clinton, that’s who.
She wasn’t a coward like Donald Trump is.

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how many artists would still perform for 3.5 hours of fukking torrential Downpour? Taylor Swift and no-fucking-body 🙂 🙃 🫶