Ever wonder what happened to Kermit the Frog..?

This explains everything. God help us when she develops the mind of an 11 year old..

Seems the Conservatives are far more afraid of Angela Rayner than I had realised… #AWorkingClassHeroIsSomethingToBe

SAY ‘TORRENTIAL RAIN SPREADING ACROSS MOST OF THE COUNTRY BY MID-AFTERNOON’ AGAIN!
I DARE YOU!!
I DOUBLE-DARE YOU, MOTHERFORECASTER!!!

Sunak has ‘Issued a fulsome apology’ for wearing these trainers. He also obviously doesn’t understand what the word ‘fulsome’ means. Because he’s a prat.

Same.

Oh that’s weird because it did the opposite of killing me.
40 people worked around the clock to save my life when I was in a coma and expected to die.
At the end of it, no bill.
They would barely let me thank them.

I know it’s fashionable to hate everything (which I hate!) BUT:

Did we need an Amy Winehouse film?

We all know every single second of that story cos we watched it at the time. We watched the entirety of it.

Surely that’s the problem? It was intrusive then, & it’s intrusive now

Dear Politicians,
‘Fulsome Apology’ doesn’t mean what you think it means.

Half a year ago.. #VirginGalactic

Oops I did it again 🤭

#TotalSolarEclipse

Totally Awesome, Texas. #Eclipse

Wishing I was in America right now. Feel the Moment, guys. I’m intergalactically jealous. #Eclipse

Pet peeve, people using the term modern art when referring to contemporary art. Modern art covers a specific period covering roughly 100 years of Western art. Contemporary art covers the period from around the mid 20th century to the present.

This is the most beautiful encapsulation of John Lennon I’ve ever seen. Artist: Stu Sutcliffe.

Dàibhidh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 The present Conservative Party is like a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy of someone's naked arse.

This logo...is anybody else unable to move past the fact it says 'poo'?

I suppose the ECHR is a 'foreign court' in much the same way that the World Cup is a 'foreign tournament'. Perhaps we should pull out of that too.

My deeeeeaaaar...
It's all about #MandyCarter tonight! 🔥🙌🏾❤️🙏🏾❤️🔥💪🏾🤦🏽💕

I urge you to watch #Mandy on yer television box. It’s a work of delicious comedic delight.