If anyone I follow has a pair of size 9 work boots with distinctive yellow stitching please DM me.

Babe Ruth farting, New York, 1930.

Also known as her initial days in Downing Street

The Early Bird can kiss my ass

Buy me
Try me
All good bookshops
Do supply me

Thou wast working
as a maiden
in a cocktail tavern
when I met thee

If a friend (or associate) is looking for something, and you find it, somewhere obvious, say to them loudly, 'should've gone to Specsavers!' Everyone will lose their shit and you will come out looking like a bossman.

People try to put him down
(Talking bout my naughty Fenton)
Just because he runs around

We are all one accident, one illness, one trauma away from being unable to work.

Not everyone has millions in the bank or is married into billions.

If benefits stop after a year people will die.

Sagitarius man seeks Leo lady for good times.

Inside a modern owl

Purple Wayne
Purple Wayne

ROCK MUSIC PLAYS

I'm sorry I finished all the salmon.

Sometimes forget what with all the uselessness that this guy is also morally repulsive

Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you got 'til it's gone?
They paved paradise and shat in the parking lot

Did you hear about the dangerous prisoner with the bad haemorrhoids?

He was placed in

(WAIT FOR IT)

⭐Anusolitary confinement⭐

Rishi Sunak - head boy at Winchester, Goldman Sachs investment banker, married to a billionaire's daughter, prime minister just seven years after entering parliament - has today told the nation 'you don't get anything without hard work'