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realizing big companies have the project manager and project engineer as two separate roles lol. f* it we ball....

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We have a communal spoon to stir our coffee at work and when another girl worked here she was like 'do u guys know that's gross' and replaced it with a bunch of stirring sticks. 2 days later the sticks were gone and the spoon was back

We have a communal spoon to stir our coffee at work and when another girl worked here she was like 'do u guys know that's gross' and replaced it with a bunch of stirring sticks. 2 days later the sticks were gone and the spoon was back
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riley (4yo) said she watched an episode of spongebob that scared her so bad so i was thinking one of those realistic cutscenes. but it was a 'head with black on its face on a stick in a green wheelchair'

riley (4yo) said she watched an episode of spongebob that scared her so bad so i was thinking one of those realistic cutscenes. but it was a 'head with black on its face on a stick in a green wheelchair'
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i get shocked when i hear middle aged ppl say 'my first wife/husband'. but i know ppl my age on their second one already so idk?

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