Eclipse skies near Austin right now

Now I have my bike trainer set up and I have an intense urge to never use it ever. Just like a gym membership

I found the trick to empathizing with somebody is to say the least helpful thing possible

I would think by now home Depot would figure out how to order enough things so they're not completely out of stock of something basic that's in high demand in every store in the tri-state area

Has anybody tried rebranding a 'gun' as a murder machine? Sort of like a sewing machine or a washing machine.

Every so often somebody can't reach me because my Android phone goes straight to voicemail and my best guess is a stupid feature called 'flip to shhh' that keeps turning itself on. I have turned it off three times.

The secret to procrastination is to find a second thing you don't want to do and alternate between not doing them while doing the other one

A lot of times I'm in the middle of a project and realize I'm missing a tool and have to stop my brain for 2 days while I wait for it to come from Amazon. When it does come I'm almost never able to resume

Girlfriend got me this shirt to wear on my ski trip and said to be careful

Youtube was pretty good last year, now it keeps forcing me into a shorts timeline that resembles tiktok. I don't think there's any way to get back how it used to be because the a/b design religion doesn't allow for choice

McDonald's keeps advertising that they have free delivery. If you're not able to get your own McDonald's you probably shouldn't be eating it

Android added this UI enhancement I love so much... When tilting the phone to landscape mode, a little icon pops up that offers to rotate the mode if you want that. If you don't, it goes away in five seconds

I just discovered microwaving a blob of cookie dough on a plate for 30 seconds makes a great breakfast.

I still think any company that is launching a feature and making public announcements should just let people manually turn it on if they are interested instead of 'rolling it out over a few weeks' #PixelTemperatureSensor

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

Amazon is normally so good at delivering, it was kind of weird to see a delivery today with a photo of somebody else's porch

The community feedback on advertisers is amazingly good

Why is PG&E advertising during the playoff games? Do any of us have any choice for our electricity provider?

Was reading some fake Amazon reviews...
This fine product has changed my life. I was most impressed with the quality of the company.
What a fine product from such a great company.
I have tried other products and this was the product that worked the best for me.