Eddie (@tweetsbyeddie )


Bio blah blah blah... does anyone read this? Para español oprima dos.
Location Cincinnati, OH
Tweets 51,3K
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Following 3,1K
Account created 13-03-2017 18:53:11
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Android : My girlfriend tested positive for COVID and the University of Cincinnatis Health Department instructed me to not attend my in-person lab. Not only did my professor give me a zero for not going, but this was his response:

Android : Her: yasss daddy, spank me!

David Attenborough: the female of the species presents her buttocks in an act of erotic submission, patiently awaiting the firm stroke of my palm.