Tyrannees (@tyrannees )


Bio I am an existential anomaly.Geek.Demisexual.Smartass.Empath. Follow for a follow. I can wiggle my ears separately. To read my best Tweets click the link below.
Location Texas, USA
Tweets 5,2K
Followers 1,3K
Following 1,6K
Account created 09-03-2009 00:45:07
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Twitter Web App : It doesn't matter to me if we share a birthday, this is my day, not yours.

Twitter Web App : Kids now watching the karate island episode of SpongeBob aren’t even gonna know what a video tape is and wonder why he put a phone case in his tv

Twitter Web App : Witnessed a cop pulling over a U-Haul on the way home from work today. He was, under no uncertain terms, busting a move.

Twitter Web App : It's not a check-engine light. It's a "hey-f*cker-your-life-just-got-poorer-and-more-complicated-because-you-have-an-unanticipated-problem-and-it's-going-to-cost-you-just-to-find-out-how-much-it-will-cost-you" light.

Twitter Web App : When I see a neighbor closing their blinds I can't help but immediately be interested in what's going on. Sex? Naked table dance? Cat musical? Murder?

Twitter Web App : imagine not breaking your own heart by overthinking every fucking thing.