Yup, April sucked—S&P 500 Falls 1% at End of Worst Month in 2024: Markets Wrap bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Real Estate Investing Guide for 2024: Buy Land, Apartments, Office REITs, Dorms bloomberg.com/features/2024-…

Lakers up 13 at the half, yet they’ll blow this lead yet again. Enjoy the offseason. #LosAngelesLakers #NBA Playoffs #NBA

Kirk Cousins is seriously about to make $63 million for 17 games this year. Kirk Cousins, for real. Have your agent call me. #AtlantaFalcons #NFL

Jayden Daniels should be coming off the board for Washington now. #Commanders #WashingtonCommanders #HTTC

Oh, what a surprise with Caleb Williams being the #1 pick overall by Chicago (insert eye roll). #NFLdraft #2024NFLDraft

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I’m quite certain that BMWs are custom-made for certified assh*le drivers. If you are that assh*le, a BMW is definitely in your buying future. #BMW #asshat

Flush the ashes down the toilet, please—Lawyer: Simpson cremated; no public memorial - via @ESPN App espn.com/nfl/story/_/id…

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Hopefully, the Brown & Goldman families will find a bit of peace, along with a long overdue piece of that OJ estate that is owed to them. #OJ #OJ Simpson

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Bond Trader Places Record Futures Bet on Eve of Inflation Data bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Inevitable—UConn downs Purdue to repeat as men's NCAA tournament champions - via @ESPN App espn.com/mens-college-b…

Thunderstorms in the forecast? Here are ways to still enjoy the eclipse

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An earthquake in both New York & New Jersey. Dafuq??? #earthquake #earthquake nyc