for @thr, here’s my piece on I SAW THE TV GLOW, one of my favorite films of the year.
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I SAW THE TV GLOW is officially playing in theaters in NY and LA!!!

I want to be frank with u, plz buy tickets and tell ur friends to do the same. i really want the movie to make a bunch of money bc it'll make it easier for me to convince cis ppl to keep letting me do this shit

I took my 6yo to softball practice and then realized it was canceled. My 6yo smiled at me, 'Well, look at that, we yelled at each other for nothing.'

she’s right n she should say it louder

You want snoopy to bad because you are bad. This is wrong. Snoopy is good. You have the choice to be good with him. You're stuck in the dark and you'd snuff out his candle before letting it light your own. Or did you forget you had a candle at all?

My debut novel BEST WOMAN (holy shit) is an ode to romantic comedies, Florida, messy heroines, and messier families. I’m so excited for you to read it!

Had a Teams meeting with someone I once knew. Our last encounter was in a classroom. We had a racist teacher. 10+ years later she reaches out because she heard about me & wondered if we could collab., neither of us seemed to remember that we once knew each other, until...🧵

Buckle up, Broadway. 🚕 Cole Escola’s OH, MARY! comes to the Lyceum Theatre for 12 Weeks Only. #OhMary

About a decade ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in honour of Shakespeare's birthday, here's what I found.

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Oh shit. Sally Field kinda went off here. “The garment you knit for yourself as a child.” Might have to read her memoir now.

You Go Natural have swim caps that keep your hair dry so now it’s time to take swimming seriously!!

What an amazing piece of art. Hadi Rahnaward - Fragile Balance (2023)

my daughter tripped and when i asked if she’s ok she yelled “NO!” at me. anyway she just sent me this text and i love her SO much

using my husband’s old cigarette case as a holder for my tampons has worked out amazingly well

Also I don't understand why the prize money for writers outside of prison can be as high as $75,000 but the prize money for writers inside of prison is $250. prismreports.org/2024/04/17/pen…

This has been going around and it's an important cautionary tale.

Turtle shells need sun light to grow. If they are painted or have stickers stuck on them, the part that is covered wont grow with the rest of the shell, so they end up with deformed shells.

I have noticed a significant increase in general laxity about PPE since COVID masking has been dropped. A significant % of OR staff (esp anesthesia & RTs) not bothering to mask inside actual OR even when sterile fields are open & set up.

One of biggest revolts was slave women taking abortifacients so that they didn’t reproduce. They caused farmers to go bankrupt because they weren’t producing field hands. It was GENIUS. Please don’t ever say we didn’t fight back

14 years ago, the pretty reckless released ‘make me wanna die’

Yes it is