@theadamsegal shocking. Just shocking. We really must work out what to do with these people. Some sort of solution. Maybe a final one.

@theadamsegal wait, what? We know the Jews control the banks, media, governments, global trade and every thing else. But rights? Wow!

Yes we have taken a few days off but you would have an extended holiday too if you had to spends minutes a day examining human rights

@theadamsegal our definition of human rights is the same that has existed for hundreds of years: ‘everyone has rights but the Jews’

@shrewdsnake2 cause we’re bored.

Holy crap. Anyone else see what’s happening with Russia and #Ukraine ? This is getting exciting. Still. Our eye is firmly fixed on Israel.

Yes we have received Amnesty International international’s report on Israel and have opened over a dozen different investigations into it.

Ugh. I’m losing the tan that I got in the Bahamas :-( We had to spent a lot of time there. Needed to investigate the beaches and bars!

There’s no Palestinian problem too small for us to fix. Anyone else’s? You better believe we don’t have time.

@Crissy0180 @AmnestyOnline Sorry. We’re too hungover to deal with people dying. Please leave your name and country after the beep. *BEEEEEP*

We must admit that in the past year we missed some fantastic opportunities to tweet. Just remember: this is a PARODY account.

Did you miss us? We have spent the last year studying the impact of inaction on Syrian civilians. Fascinating results.

@EndTraffick We’re not a UN agency. We’re a parody account. @Malik8iqbal

people genuinely believe us to be a part of the United Nations. Perhaps we’re just too good?

Will possibly shut this account down if people don’t keep confusing us with the real UN. Though it does speak to our level of parody if

impact change you have to coordinate global responses with governments who can enact sanctions. These do work, eventually.

We feel for you, we truly do, but we can’t help you. Sending a tweet will not help someone imprisoned or mass rapes in Congo. In order to

Over the past few days we have been inundated with calls for help from people who believe us to be the real UNHRC. We are not. Please stop.

Ok. I should perhaps reiterate that we are not, in any way, associated with the United Nations. We are a PARODY account.

Stop tweeting us to look into human rights. You need to go to your local UN office and fill out Form 1782/B and then wait for a response!