minus the dad drama pls !!!!

if my bachelorette party doesn't look like Sofie's in mamma Mia then i don't want it

reassuring her that no album could replace her

i cannot believe my frontal lobe is fully developed. like this is it for the rest of my life lol i’m so fucked.

2000s romcom where the girl is so worried about her bodycount bc only 'decent guys care about how many people you slept with' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

imagine telling a normal person that the glitter gel pens were left behind in the midnights room and that the ttpd pop-up only displayed quill and fountain pens and what the implications of that are

quill & fountain pen: exhausted, out of ink, depressed

meanwhile, the glitter gel pen:

framing ur breakup album as a public autopsy bc ur one of the most famous figures in culture and everyone’s morbidly obsessed with dissecting every single detail of your personal life anyway…. taygenius

If entry into THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT is what you seek, step out of the Midnights room and enjoy a peek.🚪

Add another board meeting to your #TTPDTimetable on Friday at 8pm ET for a music video premiere!

I love being a dumb swiftie because I can just sit back and relax while all the smart swifties figure everything out

i know everything that is meant for you will find you but cant i find a fucking new job?????

oh it's gonna SLAP

it’s so hard being employed and also a swiftie

i guess “interesting” is subjective but at the very least you could argue that being a “safe space for girls” is important in and of itself

why cant my career pursue me instead

I don't know about you guys but I don't have any more passwords left in me

IDC THIS IS A BOP MAYBE YALL JUST HATE FUN open.spotify.com/track/2YWtcWi3…

2017: I recall late november
2024: I wish I could un-recall

HAPPY NEW TAYLOR SWIFT ALBUM WEEK!!! 🎉