Oh hey, Jake Lee got to NJPW after all

Fuck, just last night I was thinking “hey, Trevor Lee is still signed, why don’t they ever use him”

Paid the phone bill, don’t clap because that’s just being a functional adult

mute button is getting a workout, sometimes I just can't even with you folks

It's always 'we made a signature guitar with <technical virtuoso guitarist you've never heard of>' and never 'hey gang, Korg here, we hooked up with Rick Wakeman to bring you the loudest fuckin' reed organ on Earth'

Not every musician makes music in the hope of making a 10/10 record any more than every director aims to make something that lands in the Criterion

Nobody gives Corky Laing enough respect

Nobody’s forcing anyone to defend a mid band

Holy shit I almost forgot how I always enjoy listening to Mountain and that nobody has a bad live set at the Fillmore

For a profession that ostensibly thrives on a rabid readership, boy does journalism in the imperial core seem to rely on no one having a memory longer than 4 months

LBJ had pronouns 🙄

Still got that wicked good pictures of m’butt game

Oh come the fuck on Mark, if the DNC sent me a cheque I’d at least provide some citations

You’re all perverts and I couldn’t be more thrilled

Happy Earth Day

Howard, thirty seconds in: “please sir, I’m very thirsty”

Mayor: maybe I should try and be more serious

Mayor after a dozen people like his shitty meme about squirting: we are so fucking back, baby

Generally it’s bad form to spree like someone’s media tab but my god, do I ever want to sometimes