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Patrick Cosmos

@veryimportant

Babysit your dog all day // @HostilePodcast

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linkhttp://veryimportant.lawyer/ calendar_today06-08-2007 18:04:38

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given i mostly use this place to make fun of elon musk until i have something to promote, i already know what i'm going to post when i decide to get banned. it's called having a plan and you 'adulting' type millennials could learn a thing or two from it

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If you use Ableton Live 10 still, you can upgrade to 11 for 20% off and it includes an upgrade to 12 when it's released. News you can use

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this is the dad hat from hell.....this is the hat they made me wear waiting tables at bubba gump shrimp co...this is the hat you see on the head of every man who has ever gotten a DUI leaving a big & rich concert

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โŸฌ๐˜๐จ๐ฎ ๐œ๐š๐ง๐ง๐จ๐ญ ๐ฃ๐ž๐ซ๐ค๐จ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ ๐ฐ๐ก๐ž๐ง ๐Ÿ๐š๐ฆ๐ข๐ฅ๐ฒ ๐ข๐ฌ ๐ง๐ž๐š๐ซ๐›๐ฒโŸญ

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BYSTANDER: This guy looks like shit! This beach must be making us old!
ME (wading in Lake Michigan at the Dunes shirtless in jean shorts, drinking a PBR): Huh?

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Elon musk is an absolute wreck for the 364 days a year he canโ€™t post โ€œmay the fourth be with you.โ€ It haunts him

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