Patrick Cosmos
Twitter Web App : Press conference about to begin. The Politics Excuses Gremlin will be taking questions alongside the Science Excuses Gremlin.
Bio it might be funny but its not a joke
Location Chicago
Tweets 124,3K
Followers 5,3K
Following 896
Account created 06-08-2007 18:04:38
ID 7998632
Twitter Web App : Press conference about to begin. The Politics Excuses Gremlin will be taking questions alongside the Science Excuses Gremlin.
Twitter Web App : New reason it's unfair to criticize Lori Lightfoot just dropped twitter.com/BauerJournalis…
Twitter Web App : ac starting to question whether a perfect confluence of federalism, means testing, and privatization might actually wind up being bad
Twitter Web App : Robert Silverman my friends and i already went through a Heavy Machinery and Weapons phase years ago. i've since matured into a functional yet cool knife guy
Twitter Web App : ska scholar just vibing, not a vaccine in sight
Twitter Web App : Robert Silverman i've always identified strongly with knives
Twitter Web App : Pete Gaines cool knives and hot showers. that's the World's Largest Truck Stop promise
Twitter Web App : home depot needs to sell cooler knives. i find their cool knife selection lacking
Twitter Web App : strategy consultant trying to imagine the specific circumstances where somebody's use of legal pornography makes me say "i can't golf with this guy any more"
Twitter Web App : Articulating, implementing, and then paying people to enforce a transparent system of content moderation with an appeals process. This impossibly futuristic fantasy goal can never be reached
Twitter Web App : 🧘🏻♂️ question the answers is awesome. its hands down the best bosstones album. "jump through the hoops" is an all time labor anthem
Twitter Web App : 🧘🏻♂️ bosstones - question the answers. probably slapstick too
Twitter Web App : anybody arguing with me, please note that i am reading your tweet while listening to ska. think long and hard about how that reflects on you before you post
iPhone : Twitter and Shirley Jackson are proud to announce The Lottery, a crowdsourced system which promises to help pinpoint and eliminate sources of misinformation
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iPhone : Can’t wait to prudently use the wisdom of crowds to finally do something about the ethics of video game journalism twitter.com/twittersupport…
Twitter Web App : i have a song that i want The Album to sound like which is a big step in the right direction towards The Album
Twitter Web App : inexorable march of time being a real bitch to me sometimes twitter.com/SamMaggs/statu…
Twitter Web App : I sincerely regret hurting my bottom line with my careless words and I hope that you can find it in your wallet to forgive me.
Twitter Web App : feels kinda bad honestly. as we have seen recently rudy could use all the practice he can get twitter.com/RawStory/statu…