my bf is so unsupportive of my austin butler addiction he refers to him only as “butler” like he’s a batman villain

ads on twitter in 2015: wendy’s eats spicy goodness like a boss

ads on twitter today:

Mark: You thought I was saying I was a mega-paedo? And your reaction was that 'you'd always wondered'?

the new porches song

i made the clutch move of ordering us pizza at 1 am

ewwwww

Me and the French guy I sold my virginity to

??? 😭

thank you to the 4 people who understood that it’s impossible to play a famous matchmaker with that haircut without evoking patti stanger

what

patti stanger biopic

israel thinking we’re too stupid to notice them planning their most egregious attacks on palestine around US pop culture events

girl with fried hair who hides her face in every photo coping and seething that another woman can pull off a curly crop

the letterboxed reviews of run lola run are why you’ll never find me trusting letterboxed

drake: you a bitch and your whole crew full of bitches

kendrick: you'd do young girls a favour if you blew your head off

drainer